Somner "Som" Lamblea

A small and timid lamb that aids the player by offering to fix the cell phone for the player. He's the arbitrary son of Kemp Lamblea, and an amateur writer of gay erotica. Dr. Somner has an anatomical study of Yaoi published in the L.L.L. entitled The Butler's Company.

Your first encounter with Som is when you meet him by going to the Som Shop through The Floatillery. After a walk through his shop, he greets you with one of his randomly generated quotes. You can play blackjack against him in Hyper Land on the Violet Meteorite. Playing against him will cost you 1 broken cell phone. During the game he has more quotes, in one of these he mentions that he is counting cards "No penalty for counting cards here, y'know." After beating him one of two scenes pop up: one of them has him congratulating you and almost cumming in front of the crowd, while the other has Rox pull out the chair from underneath him as he tries to hide his dick.

In the Hyper Land minigame a card (the joker card) seems to have a picture of a lamb on it surrounded by technology. The genderless bear confirms that this is Som.

By hovering over his body in the minigame, you can see that his difficulty level is "rock hard" and his catchphrase is "pray for a cuter future".

There is still some confusion over what somner's feet look like, even though all the art of him in the game shows that he has hooves there is a description of his feet that say he has heels, toes, soles and all the things you'd find on a human foot.

Somner is described in game as a lamb but looks like a goat, this is because he is a hybrid of the two species called a "shoat". This has been confirmed by the developer and explains his appearance.

In the image where som is holding a gun he appears to be holding it in his left hand with his right acting as a support. a right handed person would have the gun in their right hand with their left as support so som could be left handed or ambidextrous. after asking a dev he was confirmed to be ambidextrous. After having bought everything in the som shop som will take off his glasses and stop blushing revealing his blue eyes.