L.L.L.

The L.L.L. was an organization created by Lana around Year 0. It was founded in Junkport, which is now Junk City. The acronym was created to make it seem cooler and more mysterious than its original name: Losers who Love Learning. In order to join the L.L.L. new members were all individually screened by Lana, and he only accepted people who were celibate and hard-working, in order to make it an actual place of learning instead of a nerd/medical roleplay hangout spot.

The L.L.L.'s membership system revolved around security tents with card scanners, and members were only allowed to enter and exit the organization if their special membership card (Lanacard) was whitelisted. Any member who failed to contribute new findings, usually due to having way too much sex all the time, had their Lanacard blacklisted. Within a few years, Septrica's brothel stole Lana's membership system and created Septricards, and the Apothecary gutted the L.L.L.'s membership system because their research into Glowvirus was moving too swiftly.